im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
“take the trash out”
“clean your room”
“stop wiping your butt on the curtains”
Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
dropping out of school to move to the United States and become an illegal kinder egg dealer
we need people like you
